Hello, future subjects!!
In case you are unaware, I am going to be your next student queen president!! certainly, there will be some voting or somesuch, but in my heart, I am your true figurehead!!!
here are my royal edicts:
1. the student body will provide me with gifts on the 13th of every month
1a. acceptable gifts are as follows:
• honey and honey-flavored things
• thread of all colors
• needles
• flowers
• songbirds
• gold & silver
• fine pastries
2. someone shall be appointed my handmaiden every friday, and they shall do everything I say
3. I will have access to the magic library at all times, even the restricted books!!
4. nobody is allowed to bother Elwood Graves but myself!
5. I am to be addressed as 'your greatness' or 'most terrifying'
6. there will be grand balls every fortnight!!! everyone must attend. everyone must dance.
7. no, there will be grand balls every night
8. tribute must be paid on the day that is my birthday by every individual! every month!
8a. telling you the day is too easy. figure it out, poppets!!! or else.
9. if so I wish, there will be battles and the victor will be crowned king temporarily. a test of valor!